Sunday, March 17, 2013
Punned it Pundit
"Dude, I talked to Sameer, he's scared he'll get fired"
"Yeah?"
"So I produced a a triple pun to lighten the mood"
"It worked?"
"No. But triple puns are exceedingly rare. Anyway, I told him- he was facing the cull de sack"
"Not bad, man. But those words are nasty, they would just have made him more anxious."
"Bah. You know the one about Lala Amarnath, and his son Mohinder Amarnath?”
“Mohinder Jimmy Amarnath. Wonder what he does, nowadays. India coach, then commentator, now off the radar completely. But, no, I don't know the one"
“So once, Lala Amarnath and little Mohinder Jimmy Amarnath
went to a cocktail party in honor of Frank Chester officiating in his last
test. Chester
was a famous British umpire. Chester calls out to cute kid Jimmy Amarnath to
come sit on his lap. But daddy Lala holds Jimmy back- the kid cannot go.
Chester questions Lala, to which, Lala says, “The son never sits on the British umpire” ”
Labels: Witticisms
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