Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Drive(l) on LBS Marg
On LBS Marg, your seat belt should restrain up-down movements, rather than front-back movements. Up-down movements are more common here, and much more dangerous.
Traveling on LBS Marg is like ancient Chinese water torture. Replace the drop with the pothole. You know it's coming, and you can do nothing about it.
It's hot as hell, and its crap. Hell, BS marg.
On LBS Marg, to avoid accidents, you should drink, talk on the cellphone and drive. If you are not softened up and distracted, you will just give up and ram into the lumbering red BEST bus in front of you.
When the driver insists upon continuing on LBS Marg, and when you protest, says, "My way or the highway", just get off, and go via Eastern Express highway.
Traveling on LBS Marg is like ancient Chinese water torture. Replace the drop with the pothole. You know it's coming, and you can do nothing about it.
It's hot as hell, and its crap. Hell, BS marg.
On LBS Marg, to avoid accidents, you should drink, talk on the cellphone and drive. If you are not softened up and distracted, you will just give up and ram into the lumbering red BEST bus in front of you.
When the driver insists upon continuing on LBS Marg, and when you protest, says, "My way or the highway", just get off, and go via Eastern Express highway.
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